Menopause Jewelry
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
(I really am sorry about this; it just made me laugh so hard I lost my head...)
CM
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